jack van impish

Meat by-products

• Me: Guess whats on the menu for tonight? Its My Favorite*
• Me: *not really
• Sister: is it hot dogs?
• Me: It IS hot dogs!!!
• Me: How did you know???
• Sister: because you like to pretend you hate them
• Sister: when we all know they cannot be hated
• Me: THE ONLY GOOD HOT DOG IS A CORN DOG
• Me: thats what i want engraved on my tombstone
• Sister: consider it done sister
• Me: Thank you
• Me: and it better not say I LOVE HOT DOGS or I will haunt the shit out of you