May 2011
13 posts
May 27th
May 26th
May 25th
Rage
I am so frustrated with the men I work with who get paid twice, 3x, 4x my salary, who get ME to do all the heavy lifting of their job, and then wonder ( out loud to my face or to others within earshot) why I look/am so tired/pissed/”bitchy.” Fuck the jerkcircus*!!! *the Man/patriarchy/what have you
May 12th
“mosquitos and pimples are coming into season”
– Sister
May 9th
“work would be awesome if it was just wine and snark”
– Me
May 8th
“I got my new shoes! oh also JISM”
– Me 
May 7th
“man i remember how bad i wanted a typewriter when i was like 8-9 i wanted a...”
– ME 
May 6th
Miscommunication
Me: oh i got confused
Sister: STOMACK
Me: you are not helping my confusion
May 5th
“JUST BECAUSE I DONT PROCREATE DOESNT MEAN I DONT CARE”
– Sister
May 4th
Sounds Terrible, Actually Delicious
Me: you want a cow/tomato party in your mouth!
Sister: GROSS dont ruin my life
May 3rd
The 4 Stages of a Frito Pie
Anticipation Satisfaction Regret Denial
May 2nd
“there isn’t enough coke in the world that would make me want to clean up...”
– ME 
May 2nd